Said No One Ever
Those socks would look better with sandals
I haven't heard Call Me Maybe in a while
The DMV is my favorite place
Nicki Minaj is a great role model
Duck faces are super attractive
The Kidzbop version was better
No thank you, I don't like Thin Mints
Put your clothes back on Channing Tatum!
I prefer the taste of diet soda
The Office is funnier without Steve Carell
People don't say YOLO enough
Jar Jar is the best Star Wars character
Snooki will be a great mother
Can I borrow your Nickleback CD?
Wow! That's a nice pair of Crocs
You're beautiful, I think I love you.
