#WeCantBeFriendsIf
You use internet explorer
You suck at beer pong
You like being pale
You don't shave your eyebrows
You eat my cheesy bread
You set my house on fire
You're a racist werewolf
You turn me away from Allah
You don't think glitter is a color
You don't wear pink on Wednesdays
You have a contract to steal my kin
You don't drink gasoline
You didn't give me that v card
You and your uncle share boxer shorts
You are easily defeated by the smile of a woman
You threaten to call the police every time I untie you
You're serious about this hash-tag.
You use internet explorer
You suck at beer pong
You like being pale
You don't shave your eyebrows
You eat my cheesy bread
You set my house on fire
You're a racist werewolf
You turn me away from Allah
You don't think glitter is a color
You don't wear pink on Wednesdays
You have a contract to steal my kin
You don't drink gasoline
You didn't give me that v card
You and your uncle share boxer shorts
You are easily defeated by the smile of a woman
You threaten to call the police every time I untie you
You're serious about this hash-tag.
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