Purple Meal Time

My Bros live off campus in a house they've named "Purple House." Last October the boys decided to recreate Epic Meal Time only they put their own spin on it. Thus Purple Meal Time was born. The first Purple Meal Time was an experiment. Operation Meat Pile was a disastrous monstrosity. It contained corned beef, polish sausage, baconator, beer chicken, cheesy potatoes, and bacon bacon with more bacon. They topped it off by drizzling Jack Daniels barbeque sauce and bacon ranch over the top. After it was assembled the boys of Purple House proceeded to pounce on the pile like a pack of ravenous rabid hyenas. The smacking and slurping could be heard for miles. Matt Jacobs, Meat Pile champion, was determined to eat the Meat Pile until it was GONE! The highlight of the evening was the bacon shot glass made out of real bacon. Once the shot was taken, the glass had to be eaten. It was a horrific night that lived on in my nightmares for weeks.